Random Business Equations

The amount of work a person does is inversely proportional to the amount of time they spend bragging about how hard they work.

Chance that someone is being scammed in a business meeting at Starbucks is increased by 21.5% each time one person mentions how much money someone else - who they do not name - has made in the potential venture.

Each time a person calls you instead of emailing, add 10% to the amount they care about their own time instead of yours, since it's faster to read than to listen.

There is a 94.3% chance that someone who uses the hand sanitizer on your desk when visiting is already sick.

82.1% of bloggers make up things without properly sourcing them.