Friday, April 21, 2006

Gonzales and his web of stupidity

So the Attorney General, having wiped up all other crime, is concerned with people "accidently" stumbling upon porn on the Internet:
The Bush administration's proposal would require commercial Web sites to place 'marks and notices' to be devised by the Federal Trade Commission on each sexually explicit page.
So the person "accidently" viewing the hundreds of porn pages on "NovaScotiaNakedBanjorPlayers.com" would get a warning graphic on every single page, perhaps with a picture of the Attorney General. Come to think of it, there's a lot of books in the library that need warnings. Perhaps special coverlet pages could be affixed to each page, warning the words underneath might mention naked people. Perhaps we can cut out the middleman and just submit everything we propose to read to the government in advance, and they'll get back to us.

I can think of a label I'd like to affix to the AG's forehead, but I think "ignorant tightass" might be too wide.

PS. The post is labelled as dangerous to youth due to a naughty word. You have been postwarned.

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