Shorter Ben Shapiro
You could read his rant here, but in today's crazy go-go world, who has the time? Here's a shorter version:
- I am glad I was born with a penis
- You can imply irony by "putting" "quote marks" "around" "just" "about" "every" word.
- Why don't they make really intelligent TV anymore, like "Unsolved Mysteries"?
- I invented the idea of putting quote marks around "reality". Aren't I delicious?
- Transgenered people should either be hidden away from all human sight, or perhaps put in a circus.