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July 28, 2004
George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Account Number : US090001
Balance Due: $420,000,000,000.00

Your Response is Required

Detach and Return with Your Payment

Dear George W. Bush:

Your Account is 90 Days Past Due and will be forwarded to our Collection Department on 8/15/04. This action is being considered due to the fact that as of today you have not paid this outstanding obligation.

Payment in Full is Due Now, unless you contact this office to make:

1. payment arrangements;
2. send in proof of payment
3. provide us a valid reason for a credit to be issued.

We urge you to act without delay so that we may assist you with straightening out this matter. Please supply us with accurate information or a full payment in the enclosed envelope to prevent your account from being classified as a Collection Account. Please note, payment in the form of Enron stock is not acceptable. Also please note that this debt is fully transferable to your heirs and their future descendants.

For your convenience you may pay with check or money order. Be sure to include the voucher portion at the top of this letter to ensure proper identification of your response. For more immediate action, you may pay with credit card by calling the number on the back of your card.

Thank you for taking prompt action.

Sincerely,

Shirley Jameson
Client Service Manager